If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

If Jesus and Satan both had a mailbox, who would get more mail and why?

If Jesus and Satan both had a mailbox, who would get more mail and why?

If it ain’t broke, fix it till it is.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t there more happy people?

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.

If God is dead, who will save the Queen?

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

If entropy is increasing, where is it coming from?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn’t for you.

If at first you don’t succeed, see if the loser gets anything.

If at first you don’t succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool about it.

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?