Category Archives: Break Up One Liners

My last sem results were terrible…..I need to top this time!!!!!!!!

When you break up, your whole identity is shattered. It’s like death.

This just isn’t for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people – I’m single.

You talked about the future, and that freaked me out. It makes me sick to think about it.

If you really love something set it free. If it comes back it’s yours, if not it wasn’t meant to be.

You’re too young for me. I mean, too *old*. We’re the same age? Well, that doesn’t work for me, either.

My astrologer said if i break up with u, then u will find a better person than me….so i m doing this for you!!!

I discovered I have a mild form of epilepsy and you bring on attacks because you make me too excited to be around you.