Category Archives: Brain One Liners

Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250

Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only… Read more »

The way I see it… If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you’re doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.

I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.

God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I’ve ever met

Knowledge fills a large brain; it merely inflates a small one

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.