Too young to be this old!
So many candles, so little cake!
I’m not that old! I demand a recount!
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
You’re not old. You’re chronologically gifted.
I’m not getting older. I just collect wrinkles!
What did you get for your birthday? Another year!
Blowing out candles is good exercise for the lungs.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.
People come and go but birthdays do accrue.
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!
What did one candle say to the other? “Don’t birthdays burn you up?”
The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out.
How can you tell that you’re getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
“Were any famous men born on your birthday?” “No, only little babies.”
Why are birthday’s good for you? Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!