Category Archives: Bible One Liners

God doesn’t grade on the curve, He grades on the cross.

If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything.

Since God gave us two ears and one mouth, He must have wanted us to do twice as much listening as talking.

Man’s way leads to a hopeless end — God’s way leads to an endless hope.

Where will you be seated in eternity? Smoking or non-smoking?

Try Jesus. If you don’t like Him, the devil will gladly take you back.

Try our Sundays. They’re better than Baskin-Robbin’s.

You are not too bad to come in and you are not too good to stay out.

God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

Be ye fishers of men — you catch them and He’ll clean them.