Elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.
I’d hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.
It was all the wolf could do to keep us away from his door.
Zoo: A place where humans go and animals are barred.
Elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.
Armadillo: Possum on the half shell.
Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
The great thing about racehorses is you don’t need to take them for walks.
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem; there’s a large out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.
Cat bathing is a martial art.
I got wasted last night, and I hit an animal with my car… in the lobby of Caesar’s Palace.
You might be a redneck if… you’re banned from the Memphis Zoo because you disturb the monkeys.
You might be a redneck if… you’re banned from the Memphis Zoo because you disturb the monkeys.
Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents.
Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up… I couldn’t find tractors small enough to fit it.
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