He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.
The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it.
You know you’re getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don’t know anyone who can see through it.
I won’t say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.
When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.
I’m too young for Medicare and too old for broads to care.
When I broke in, they didn’t have bats – we just grabbed the branch of a tree.
He’s skating like he’s 36 again.
Teenagers: People who express a burning drive to be different by dressing alike.
She may very well pass for forty three… in the dusk with the light behind her.
Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
There never was a child so lovely, but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
You know you’re getting old when kids start to dress like you used to.
Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
Puberty is a phase… fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else… and usually is.