Category Archives: Age One Liners

When someone said “a decade ago”, you still think of the early 90s.

I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I’m still looking for ideas.

Age is just a number that determines how happy, attractive, and able-bodied you are.

May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.

I’m young at heart. Slightly older in other places.

You know your old when by the time the last birthday cake candle is lit the first candle has burnt out.

Age is important only if you’re cheese and wine.

I’m not 40, I’m eighteen with 22 years experience.

It’s important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle.

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.

Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.

There’s no such thing as old age, there is only sorrow.

Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.

Age doesn’t always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.