To walk only on sunny days is to never reach ones destination
To truly hear you must quiet the mind.
To do two things at once is to do neither.
Time is like money: you can either spend, waste, or invest!
Time is a great healer, but it’s also a lousy beautician.
Those with the best advice usually offer no advice.
Those who do not plan for the future have to live through it anyway.
Those who do not find time for exercise will have to find time for illness.
Those who admire the freedom of birds have never built a nest.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!
There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Remember that your every action affects other people